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Post by trashcanman on Aug 22, 2012 22:54:31 GMT 2
 This is a black day for rock and pop fans alike as well as those of us who like to believe that not all hot girls love total douchebags: www.craveonline.com/lifestyle/interviews/194511-avril-lavigne-and-chad-kroeger-engagedI truly hope that this couple does not breed, because if there was any way to make the hyper-sincere redneck ignorance and vanilla "rock" of Nickelback, it would be adding the fake angst and pop high school "mean girl" sensibilities of Avril Lavigne. The fusion of these two musical atrocities would be an abomination fit to destroy art as we know it. The spawn of these Canadians' loins must never see the light of day; gentlemen, ready your weapons.  |
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lemex
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Post by lemex on Aug 23, 2012 10:29:54 GMT 2
The worst thing about Nickelback is that they actually might have been good! Check out this video, you see traces of something beautiful. Kind of makes me sad, thinking about what might have been, instead of Nickelback's bland, boring 'rock' - and what a bastardized word that has became.
But yeah. Imagine if they did breed? We'd have to call a music priest. 'The power of Pink Floyd compels you!'
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Post by Quillford on Aug 23, 2012 17:50:02 GMT 2
As I sit here nervously shaking and smoking away on a Lambert & Butler Super king Cigarette, downing a bottle of 18 year old Glen Morangie I throw out my opinion on the subject. First of all let's take a recent look on my most recent reaction to Curmudgeon's breaking Facebook status on the subject. So shattered inside I need to take a step back on what's actually happened here. Avril Ramona Lavigne-Whibly has broken my heart and not for the first time. *sniff* it's fine. In response, after writing my Your Verdict. I want to trash that b*#&h and her dwindling career. She's making a fifth album with her future husband, oh the joys. Nickleback had my favour for all of five minutes back with their "Silver Side Up" album way back when. Then I realised they weren't all that special. In honest reflection it was Mr & Mrs C who alerted me to how Nickleback were and they were right. Speaking on a level where I attempt to be unbiased here - what the heck is this going to do for her career? Is it going to benefit it? Probably not. Is this what she does now? Marry rock stars who are just past their five minutes and write an album with them and dump them? This chick is sounding more like used goods every second. While I will always hold a flame and her music has a place in my repertoire, I may just jump off the Avril train before I turn round and paste a "Whoopsy" label on her from Asda Wallmart. >.>  |
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lemex
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Post by lemex on Aug 23, 2012 17:54:10 GMT 2
^Haha! That's an amazing post!  And fine choice in whisky too! I'm thinking of buying myself another bottle of that sweet sweet honey. |
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Post by trashcanman on Aug 23, 2012 20:22:50 GMT 2
Again, man, I am sorry. God, even if she married some twerp from Fallout Boy or something....but motherfucking Kroeger? Just, ick. Anyways, at least she's cleared up that she is not the down to earth rebel individualist she play on tv. You don't marry the most boring, most visible, biggest selling, most inexcusably famous for sucking douche rock singer on the planet if you are the girl next door and not some fame whore. I actually had some respect for her when she turned down Fred Durst when he hit on her, but she managed to find the one person in all of "rock" that is even more repulsive. I mean, how do you let this man inside of you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_EOh wow, and I just noticed they are on Roadrunner Records. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Roadrunner used to be the heaviest, most badass label around. How do they ever end up signing Nickelback? Maybe I already knew and that's why I haven't bought a Roadrunner album in years. Fuck them for making these assholes stars. That is one of the worst songs I've ever heard. |
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Post by lemex on Aug 23, 2012 20:37:10 GMT 2
I actually think that 'Rockstar' is Nickelback's best song. Of course that's not saying much.
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Post by trashcanman on Aug 23, 2012 21:14:31 GMT 2
Wait after hilariously dissecting that moron's "poetry" you're accepting "I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs So I can eat my meals for free (I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)" Really?  |
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Post by lemex on Aug 23, 2012 21:16:47 GMT 2
Haha. I didn't say it was good! Also: go into the video for Rockstar and put it to 2:14. Wouldn't that make a great cover for the next edition of Atlas Shrugged? |
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