The world is a scary place...

[Ben]

Especially if you're a rich-and-famous teenager. As I'm sure most of you have probably already seen, the police have foiled a would-be hit on The Biebs. It's "unconfirmed" yet, but every media outlet is reporting it, and let's face it, it's not unbelievable that someone would want Bieber dead.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2012/12/12/justin-bieber-new-mexico-murder-plot/1765289/

$2500 bounty on each of Bieber's testicles? Whaaaaaa?

[trashcanman]

So why is it legit talents like Selena, Lennon, and Dimebag's deranged fans actually managed to carry out their murders and Beiber is the one who gets saved? This is why:

[The Curmudgeon]

Imagine if this had actually happened. This generation's Kurt Cobain for a generation of fucking imbeciles. Imagine the black and white artwork with his meaningful lyrics written in italics above his head ("Baby, Baby, Baby, Ooooh.")

I would LOL.

[trashcanman]

Did you hear about the Bald for Beiber thing?

www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/26/baldforbieber-justin-bieber-cancer-hoax-twitter_n_2026030.html


I would hope that if Beiber got killed, the same fans that would shave their heads to be just like him would fucking kill themselves to be with him in music hell.

[The Curmudgeon]

Man, that's cold. Although, after watching these stupid fans go crazy over a look-a-like, I'm inclined to agree.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4grRfIKBis

[trashcanman]

Wow, was that shirt Beiber's name written like the Slayer logo? I have no idea how I should even feel about that. Oh, and those fans were horrifying. I mean, the shrieking....what is that? Is that the mating call of the prepubescent drooling moron or what?