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Post by trashcanman on Dec 22, 2012 22:05:02 GMT 2
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 26, 2012 20:14:18 GMT 2
Hmmm. Let's see. Let's have... no, in fact, it'd be better with.. you know, I'd really like..
Fuck it. We've had cute Star Wars. We've had stupid Star Wars. We've had amazing Star Wars. Now let's have What the Fuck Did I Just See? Star Wars.
I can't cut and paste the image for some reason, so we're having Star Wars: Wrath of the Lost.
Writer - Charlie Kaufman
Director - David Lynch
Starring - Jeff Goldblum
40% Action! 52% Epic SF! 9% Comedy! And fucking ZERO Romance.
What could go wrong? Oh. I made 108 million dollar loss. And I thought George had it tough.
Fuck it, I'll make a rom-com starring Wookies instead.
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Post by trashcanman on Dec 27, 2012 1:00:24 GMT 2
I tried a Lynch/Crony team with Shia LaBeouf starring and got a fucking F. It's a cool little game, but needs a lot more actual actors for the star selection. Most of the "stars" are the writers and directors. Lazyyyyyy.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 27, 2012 9:30:59 GMT 2
Yeah, that annoyed me too. Could've done with a bit of fine tuning before making it public. How WOULD a Star Wars film starring George Lucas work, anyway?
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