Hey, want to get famous? (NSFW)

[The Curmudgeon]

Step right up, I'm going to tell YOU how to get everyone talking about you, every blog, website and social media thread talking about little old YOU.

Put the instruments away, you don't need them. Hey, switch the mic off, you don't need that. Dancing? Nope. Don't need that either. You've got a talent of some other kind? Well you came to the wrong fucking place in 2013. Now you want to get an unbelievable amount of attention?

Just eat your own tampon and send it to Youtube. Instant celebrity.

badassvidz.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/the-tampon-video-sick.html

Some say it's fake, and it probably is, but still. Holy shit. What happened to the world?

[trashcanman]

"Ummmm yeah, I'm gonna, like, pull it out and, like, show it to you. But yeah. Okay."

I knew I was in for something epic when she started with a poetic presentation like that. I can't help but notice that the thing was bloody well up the string. Now, if the actual tampon is supposed to "plug it up" (to quote "Carrie") I'd think it wouldn't be like that. Given that, I'd suppose that they just poured something over it, but if any ladies with actual personal experience with that particular type of menstruation accessory could debunk my preconception, feel free. Also: hey, I know that song!

Check out this classic rock as fuck moment for some real shit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sztbB3-6IXk

[The Curmudgeon]

Well, I tried to get Mrs C to watch it and she won't. Like, she won't even entertain the idea. Which, really, is the best course of action for attention-whores. But yeah, it's almost certainly fake.

And that L7 stunt is legendary. Compare THAT to this stupid little girl and weep for humanity.

[trashcanman]

[The Curmudgeon]

Well, shit.