Beyonce: Harbinger of the New World Order

[trashcanman]

Now if you were a secret society of power-mad intellectuals looking for membership as you build your empire towards wold domination, you are going to need a vapid pop star in your ranks. Why? Because shut up. Prior to Beyonce's Super Bowl performance, we were warned that Beyonce's music celebrates the "police state" by the same guy who said Madonna's halftime show was a tribute to Satan, and Knowles delivered.

www.buzzfeed.com/cjlotz/superpac-calls-for-boycott-of-beyonces-anti-libe

Observe:





www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/04/did-beyonce-flash-an-illuminati-symbol-during-super-bowl-halftime-show/

Mein Gott. It really is a conspiracy! Think about it, "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it". She's really using marriage as a metaphor for human bondage and endorsing the enslavement of the entire human race by the Illuminati! How did we not see this! Either that or Jay-Z saw the triangular freemason symbol printed on American currency, thought it looked cool, used it as a basis for the logo of his shitty hip-hop label, and married Beyonce who used her appearance on the most-watched event in America to pimp said label. Whichever makes more sense.

[The Curmudgeon]

I don't know why, but I really get a kick out of these reading these fucking stupid Illuminati theories. Here's a fun game; go to Google and type in a popstars name. Anyone you can think of. Madonna. Brian Wilson. Marilyn Manson. Kurt Cobain. You fucking name it. Now type "ill" after the name and I guarantee the first auto result that pops up is some idiot connecting them to the Illuminati.

Susan Boyle. SUSAN FUCKING BOYLE. Because when you see THAT



the first thing you think of is "illuminated." Yeah, a secret society that's really control of the world? She's a part of that shit, for real.

Jay-Z is one of the main "suspects", if that's even a correct term, when it comes to the Illuminati. It probably started with that hand gesture thing he does, but he's even been asked about it in interviews. Obviously he has no idea what started it. Beyonce's baby was even called "Child of the Illuminati" on some websites. Madness.

On Youtube, if any popstar happens to point to their eye - holy SHIT, they're part of the Illuminati! There was once a video saying Carly Rae Jepsen is part of the Illuminati because of the lyric of "selling her soul."

I have no idea who these poor, deluded creatures are who write this drivel, but it's entertaining drivel all the same.

[trashcanman]

Is there a group of rich, ambitious, and influential people attempting to alter the course of human history on a global scale? Maybe. Are they shaking their asses and recording crappy pop music? Ummm, no. I'd think that wouldn't really help them achieve their ends, and the thing about secret societies is that they kind of need to be secret. Buying a Super Bowl advertisement spot wwould hardly accomplish those ends. People are idiots.

[The Curmudgeon]

It's funny you had a picture of Danny from the Shining, Trash, cos didntcha know? That's a conspiracy theories wet dream.

Take a look at this nonsense.

illuminatiwatcher.com/?p=4153

Yeah, A11 is OBVIOUSLY Apollo 11. Of course.

[trashcanman]

AAAAAAAAGH! I didn't make it halfway through that hot mess of headache. He notices a bunch of things that are in the film, but never appeared to even attempt to connect them to anything. Wow, he noticed that there is red, white, and blue in the film. Imagine that. Red. White. Blue. ALL IN THE SAME FILM!!! If that doesn't prove the Illuminati is real, I don't know what would. And Kubrick using a red Volkswagen when the novel clearly said it was yellow. Illuminati influence. How blind we have been. See people act like I'm a conspiracy nut for pointing out things that are public record and then following them to their logical (and often readily visible) conclusion when those conclusions conflict with what tv and their parents have told them. But this kind of shit is what a real conspiracy nut sounds like.