Meanwhile, in my neck of the woods...

[trashcanman]

Some street justice served up Fresno style for my Fortress peeps. Welcome to Sin-Cal, baby!


sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/02/06/fresno-hitchhiker-armed-with-hatchet-stops-crazed-man-attacking-bystanders/



I was tripping that this guy was actually talking in the famous stereotypical California accent that I've never heard in real life and then he says that he's from West Virginia. All of my wut. Fucking surfers, man. Anyways, that dude is a great fucking interview. Kai, you are the hero Fresno deserves.



Smash on, bro. Smash on.

[The Curmudgeon]

Brilliant. It's obvious the reporter was like "man, this guy is GOLD" and was trying to string out the interview for as long as possible. Funny stuff.

So I'm not 100% sure what happened here. Did he actually KILL a guy? And the police just let him go?

[trashcanman]

No, he must have used the blunt end of the hatchet. The cops took racist Jesus into custody and charged him with a ton of shit. Kai, meanwhile, is an internet hero. If I were the interviewer I would have tried baiting him into quoting lines from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

"So, Mr. Kai, what do you think about the rash of high profile violent criminals sweeping the nation at this time?"


"Hahaha, those guys are faaags!"