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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 8, 2013 11:58:04 GMT 2
So anyone who's seen the ultra violent, tongue in cheek exploitation gem "Machete" will be wondering just what they can do to better the original. More guns? More gore? More out of the blue sex scenes? Well how about taking THIS..  Sofia Vergara, the ridiculously buxom uber-MILF from Modern Family, and turning her into ...  Yes, sir. Things are looking GOOD. Looking forward to this one. |
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Post by trashcanman on Mar 8, 2013 22:39:40 GMT 2
Well, I suppose it's dumb to complain about something being over-the-top and ridiculous in a sequel to a grindsploitation flick that started out as a joke trailer. Machete was fucking amazing and I'm well on-board for this one. There is no promo image dopey enough to keep me away. Also, full disclosure: I scrolled back up to that first pic no less than 5 times in the the brief period I've spent writing this post.  |
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Post by Ben on Mar 18, 2013 8:32:44 GMT 2
Can't wait for Machete Kills. I assumed the disclaimer at the end of Machete ("Machete will return in 'Machete Kills' and 'Machete Kills Again'") was a joke, but that's just a testament to my ignorance. No Seagal this time around, but that's only a minor letdown.
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