The distruction of Justin Bieber

[The Curmudgeon]

Over in the UK right now, there seems to have been a new sport invented that's way more fun than any other recently invented game (see ya, Quidditch), and that's Bieber Bashing. Because maaaaan, have the press got it in for this little shit in 2013.

It started last week, and keep in mind anything I'm saying as "fact" is merely me repeating what's been said in the press. Could all be bullshit, but in the spirit of Bieber Bashing let's take it all as Gospel, OK? So, last week Bieber had a concert in the UK, and the next day every newspaper and website in the country was frothing over the fact that loads of little kids had to leave the show after seeing Justin sing only a few songs because he was two hours late. How you can be 2 hours late at a show where some little dick sings over a DAT recording I'll never know. Turns out he was playing video games and was being a spoilt, pissy little bitch backstage.

And so began the Bieber Bashing. And you know, he really didn't help himself, leaving his hotel to go to a restaurant like this;



What a prick. You know, if this was some eccentric rock star acting like this (cough, Prince, cough) then I'd think it was actually pretty awesome. But it's not. It's fucking Justin Bieber, a vile, talentless little pop turd.

And so, as he was leaving his hotel a few days ago, this happened.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=clA7LJfLKNs

Now, usually Paparazzi are the absolute scum of the earth, but in this case I'll give them a pass. One, Bieber obviously had NO intention of actually attempting to fight that guy, who looked like he could have torn him apart without breaking a sweat, and seriously, have you seen the way the little prick has been dressing recently?



Man, who wouldn't want to smash that things face in?

And so, it came to pass;



We saw off the Romans! We saw off the Germans! And now, our greatest triumph.. we conquered Justin Bieber! Rule Britannia!

[trashcanman]

I love you, Great Britain! Holy shit, my sides fucking asploded when Beiber flew out of that van like he was gonna do something. Not only did you guys make most of the best rock music ever heard by human ears, but you ran out that little shit, something a good portion of the ubderground online community is still working on.

www.dailydot.com/news/jail4bieber-4chan-justin-bieber-fake-rape-rumor/

[Ben]

God, I hate that kid. That video reminded me of 8th grade- you know, when you had to pretend to get a little heated over every minor insult, threaten to fight the offender, allow your bigger, tougher, or older friends (who may actually be capable of fighting) to hold you back, and then toss up a middle finger as you walk away knowing full well you're just a little chickenshit. I feel for the Biebs's bodyguard; the look on his face was a combination of "fuck, not again" and "7 more hours of this baysitting shit..." Of course, he probably gets paid 100k American every year, so my sympathy is limited.

I'm not a fan of pop music for the most part, so my exposure to the Biebs is normally pretty limited. However, I work with children and children seem to love him, so I hear things. I was told a great (and by proxy, awful) story about Bieber when he was in the Midwest a couple years ago.

So Bieber had a concert in Davenport, Iowa in 2009 or 2010, and naturally the kids went nuts for him. Let me preface the rest of this story by saying that Iowans as a whole are considered by most of America to be some of the nicest people in the country, possibly even the nicest. They're polite, sociable, beer-drinking folk. Anyway, after the show Bieber apparently decided he wanted to check out some local cuisine. He shows up at a local ice cream place called Whitey's that Iowans rave about (it is practically considered un-American to not love this place), and he immediately starts making a douche of himself. From what I understand, the little shit was pissed that it was busy and he had to wait in line, so he was very vocal about how shitty the employees were at their jobs. Whether this had anything to do with the quality of his ice cream treat, I have no idea, but once he started eating it he was also very vocal about how much it sucked. The little worm was not only full of shit (I've eaten at Whitey's and while it isn't as good as its reputation suggests, it's a quality establishment), but some local high school kids also decided to tell him so. I don't know what was said, but I can use my imagination: "Fuck you, Whitey's is the fucking best. You make shit music; all your fans are preteen girls." Whatever was said, Biebs left.

Biebs decided to follow up this debacle with a trip to Toys 'R Us. (Assuming the Curmudgeon probably has never encountered a Toys 'R Us, it's a giant warehouse of toys- outdoor toys, indoor toys, stuffed animals, GI Joe's, LEGOs, action figures, you name it. It's the coolest thing ever... when you're 7.). The punk shows up, and his only purpose for being there seems to be to fuck with other customers. He starts throwing things from one aisle over into the others, trying to hit people. Tough on him, because the mother of one of my coworkers happens to be a manager at Toys 'R Us, and she can be a starchy old bat when she wants to be. Now, the way I understand the confrontation to have gone down is she merely walked up to him and told him to leave the store, and he complied because he's a little bitch who just wanted to say he got thrown out of Toys 'R Us in Iowa. But according to legend (and I dearly want to believe this actually happened), he refused to leave so she grabbed him by the ear and forced him to get the fuck out. For legal reasons, I doubt there was any physical contact between them, but in a capacity other than manager/customer relations this woman is certainly capable of yanking some ears.

That story got around town pretty quickly, and I believe there were similar threats from Bieber ("Iowa blows- I'm never coming back") and cheers from everyone over the age of 13 in Iowa ("Good riddance, you little arrogant prick!"). Glad to see his douchebaggery has caught up with him in other places as well.

[trashcanman]

Those are some good stories, Ben, and liable to be true considering what we just saw in that vid. That was not a well-balanced individual. Toys R Us was like goddamn heaven to me (when I was 7), but isn't Beiber like in his 20's or something now? What a disgrace. If you can't even walk around town without bodyguards, your behavior is clearly a goddamn problem. Just hearing about some little shit harassing good working midwestern folk at their local establishments makes me want to bitchslap him. quick sports aside: did you hear about how he was nuthugging that shithead Mayweather on Twitter after Pacquiao got knocked out as if it was his boy that even did it? Apparently, the Philippines were threatening to ban him from the entire country.

www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/9755248/Justin-Bieber-threatened-with-Philippines-ban-after-ridiculing-Manny-Pacquiao.html

"If they were Beliebers I know they wouldn't leave my side over boxing opinion I have."

I think it's safe to say they are not "Beliebers" (god how does he even say that with a straight face?) if they are planning on banning him from entering their country.

As bizarre and childish as it is, I'm going to get more satisfaction from seeing that kid crash and burn when it happens than I ever have from seeing a human being fail at anything.

[Quillford]

Saw this a little while, but as we all know the dislike of this teen heart throb extends the normal boundaries of hatred. I am sure it is all "music" to our ears when we hear that this threat may very well soon be eliminated or at least in a dark crack den on the run from from rehab trying to get his new fix away from the lime light. We can dream guys... we can dream.

[trashcanman]

Welcome back, Quillford. Where ya been?

[Ben]

I just want to be clear: I love me some Toys 'R Us, and I meant no disrespect to fellow fans of the place. But I'm also about 5 years old on the inside, so I feel justified in saying that a termite like Bieber (who's gotta have the maturity of at least a 12 year old by now, since he thinks middle fingers and fighting are super-duper cool) doesn't belong there. Hadn't heard he got down on his knees for Mayweather (I'm not surprised), but it disgusts me that he actually refers to his fans as Beliebers.

[trashcanman]

Dude, Beiber fucking carries around his belts for him.







I don't care that he's the best boxer in the world, that has got to make you less of a man when your sidekick is that little dweeb.

[The Curmudgeon]

I think the main reason Bieber is SUCH a little tool is the fact he's been idolised and told he's amazing and had fawning pricks treat him like a God since he was about 13. That shit is going to mess with your head and turn you into a hateful little bastard. Unless you're in Hanson, obviously. I could easily believe pretty much every part of that story, Ben. Anyone who goes into an ice-cream store and starts bitching at the staff for no reason is a total dick. Doing it when you're a fucking millionaire is a disgrace.

As for Toys R Us - yes, we have that over here, too. And having to be told to leave one when you're over 10 years old? God almighty.

[Ben]

Seriously, why would a man who fights for a living want a little bitch like Bieber around? Disgusting.

I didn't realize Toys 'R Us was a worldwide thing. Now I know.

[The Curmudgeon]

Sort of unrelated, but makes me laugh. There was a website instructing you to NOT take your girlfriend to a basketball game, because girls get bored;



Off topic: man, Selena Gomez really is seriously smoking hot.

Back on topic; looks like Cracked had the same idea (my thread was first, for the record).

www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-signs-backlash-against-justin-bieber-has-begun/