I would totally buy this audiobook.

[The Curmudgeon]

So everyone's favourite possibly gay, possibly racist indie diva Morrissey has released his autobiography, and even though I haven't read it I feel like the book itself can only be a disappointment because it isn't going to be transcribed in song by Morrissey himself.

So, the next best thing is to borrow the talents of writer, comedian and at times frighteningly accurate impressionaist Peter Serafinowicz to do the job himself. Here is the actual first page of the book, done Morrissey style.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=49lPGmnYDw4#t=36

I wonder what referring to the Chinese as a "sub-species" will sound like?

[trashcanman]

Holy fuck, I hate that guy. I read that his book says he was sexually abused because his gym teacher rubbed some anti-inflammatory cream on his hand or something. That and he never had a relationship until he was 35 and it was (shocker) with a dude. So how do you write an autobiography about that? Is it titled "Most Uninteresting Life Ever: Pretentious Memoirs of a Serial Whiner"? I get why people like his music, but how can Morrissey have actual fans that admire him?