Post by The Curmudgeon on Feb 3, 2014 0:16:14 GMT 2
Let me take you back to a simpler time. The early 90's, in fact. Before Pamela and Gillian Anderson were getting boys all hot under the collar, if you watched wrestling there was one special lady in your life. And her name was Sunny.
Almost impossible beautiful, but good on the mic, smart, funny.. an absolute total package.
As is often the case with these guys (especially back then) drugs and partying got the better of her, and there are all kinds of seedy stories about her boyfriend pimping her out in exchange for dope. She was fired.
Anyway, that was THEN. What could she possibly be doing now? Well, apart from being arrested six times in a 6 month time span? She's now offering her, ahem, services. Not like that. Although you can tell the punters would like it to be.
No, for just $75 dollars you too can have your photo taken lying in a hotel bed with Sunny. Here's the official blurb;
Hey SUNNY FANS!! This is YOUR CHANCE to get UNDER THE COVERS WITH ME!! At the Legends of the Ring Convention, 10/5/13, I will be offering special photo ops! Your choice: for $50 you get to have your photo taken laying next to me in bed, and for $75 you can have your photo taken 'spooning' or with me lying my head on your chest! Was I your TEENAGE CRUSH?? Now is your chance to make that dream a REALITY!!!
PRE-SALE TICKETS WILL BE OFFERED SOON!
and YES, I WILL be wearing a little item from my LINGERIE DRAWER!!
And if you were to draw up a cliche description of a wrestling fan, these guys tick every box.
Just... wow. How very, very sad. I only had $45.
Almost impossible beautiful, but good on the mic, smart, funny.. an absolute total package.
As is often the case with these guys (especially back then) drugs and partying got the better of her, and there are all kinds of seedy stories about her boyfriend pimping her out in exchange for dope. She was fired.
Anyway, that was THEN. What could she possibly be doing now? Well, apart from being arrested six times in a 6 month time span? She's now offering her, ahem, services. Not like that. Although you can tell the punters would like it to be.
No, for just $75 dollars you too can have your photo taken lying in a hotel bed with Sunny. Here's the official blurb;
Hey SUNNY FANS!! This is YOUR CHANCE to get UNDER THE COVERS WITH ME!! At the Legends of the Ring Convention, 10/5/13, I will be offering special photo ops! Your choice: for $50 you get to have your photo taken laying next to me in bed, and for $75 you can have your photo taken 'spooning' or with me lying my head on your chest! Was I your TEENAGE CRUSH?? Now is your chance to make that dream a REALITY!!!
PRE-SALE TICKETS WILL BE OFFERED SOON!
and YES, I WILL be wearing a little item from my LINGERIE DRAWER!!
And if you were to draw up a cliche description of a wrestling fan, these guys tick every box.
Just... wow. How very, very sad. I only had $45.
