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You're welcome, eyes. Feb 19, 2014 15:30:46 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Feb 19, 2014 15:30:46 GMT 2

You may remember a few months ago I posted a thread about 21 year old Kate Upton who was branded "fat" by some scumball media types who's names I can't be bothered to Google. Who's Kate Upton? Oh, her.

What a disgusting, fat blob, right?

Well, we're all about history here in the Fortress of Solitude, so I thought it only right and proper that we document the first ever model photoshoot in zero gravity conditions. Purely for historical context, of course.

Here's a bit of history. Just try and avoid looking at the hideous lump of lard floating around in her underwear, though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMYB0KZL-q4

Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	You're welcome, eyes. Feb 19, 2014 20:03:53 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Feb 19, 2014 20:03:53 GMT 2 Copyright claim. Thank god. I don't know if I could have taken seeing that hideous tub of lard floating around totally not being among the sexiest goddamn things on the planet.

The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	You're welcome, eyes. Feb 20, 2014 18:56:40 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Feb 20, 2014 18:56:40 GMT 2 Damn, I can't find another link to the video either. Never mind, I'll give you the scientific highlights.
	Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	You're welcome, eyes. Feb 20, 2014 20:09:43 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Feb 20, 2014 20:09:43 GMT 2 Well that just made my day. Cue the 2001: A Space Odyssey soundtrack.

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