How much do your REALLY love your smartphone?

[trashcanman]

How cunning are your linguistics, friend? Wold you like the experience of giving oral sex to a woman without having to bother with...you know...the woman? Well, look no further.

www.toplessrobot.com/2014/03/lick_your_phone_learn_oral_sex.php

Wrap your phone in plastic? This is wrong in so many ways. First, I can assure you that there is only one way to practice oral sex and that is with oral sex. A flat glass screen is not a legitimate vagina replacement. Secondly, seeing that you hopefully aren't going going to do this in public, if you are home alone and horny and that bored, might I suggest masturbation as an alternative? Thirdly, if you have a girlfriend there's a decent chance that she'll let you practice on her. And if you don't have a girlfriend, what the hell do you need to practice for? No, no, no, this won't do at all. Fuck your app.

[The Curmudgeon]

If you ever want to know just how different men and women actually ARE, look no further than sex, because when it comes to THAT, men can be the lowest forms of life on the planet.

You ever see a woman buying men's used underwear online?
Ever see women trying to get "up trouser leg" shots?
Ever see women creating lurid fantasies over school boys?

And then this. Jesus, where do we go from here?



(And it doesn't even work).

[trashcanman]

Well, some high school teachers have banged their students, but the difference is boys think it's hot when it happens to us. We are pitiful creatures indeed.

[The Curmudgeon]

..... it IS hot when it happens to us.

[trashcanman]

Case.




Point.