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The Curmudgeon
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Three minutes = new underwear Mar 19, 2014 13:23:32 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 19, 2014 13:23:32 GMT 2

First of all, apologies for the appalling lack of Curmudgeon in the Curmudgeon's Fortress of Solitude over the last seven days. Myself and Mrs C have really taken this Toy Hunter stuff to heart, buying and selling stuff on eBay for really quite impressive profit. £70 worth of vintage (see, using insider terms already!) Star Wars toys that have so far netted more than £200 online, and there's still stuff left over? Cash money, baby.

Anyway, I should be able to grace you with my presence for now, so I thought I'd settle you with something pretty damn unsettling. A 2 and a half minute exercise in horror, to be exact. No dialogue, just .. well, see for yourself.

www.lifebuzz.com/scary/

Zoinks.

Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Three minutes = new underwear Mar 19, 2014 19:20:32 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Mar 19, 2014 19:20:32 GMT 2 That last shot was pretty horrifying, but the woman's performance was so bad I kept thinking the money shot was going to be a gag.

Ben The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill Posts: 673	Three minutes = new underwear Mar 20, 2014 0:00:57 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ben on Mar 20, 2014 0:00:57 GMT 2 Nice find. That actually got my blood flowing a little bit.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 19, 2014 13:23:32 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on Mar 19, 2014 19:20:32 GMT 2

Post by Ben on Mar 20, 2014 0:00:57 GMT 2

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