Avril Lavigne's career - RIP

[The Curmudgeon]

Smoking hotness aside, there's not been much love or praise for Avril Lavigne in the Fortress of Solitude. Some of her songs are passable, but her whole "rock girl" shtick is as genuine and sincere as a Happy Meal.

Maybe it's aligning herself with Satan (mortal man knows him only as Chad Kroeger) she seems to have nosedived into oblivion. First, there's this series of terrifying photographs with social outcast fans, who paid $400 to stand awkwardly and terribly next to her (with the prison guard from Arrested Development shouting "NO TOUCHING!" in the background) as she slowly dies inside. Check out this display.

weknowmemes.com/2014/05/avrils-awkward-fan-photoshoot-8-pics/

Then there's a song that caused a bit of a mini-stir online due to it's grade A facepalm quality. Memo to Avril - you're not 16.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ

Suddenly. SK8TR B0I is beginning to sound like Bohemian Rhapsody.

So, Avril. What hell happen?

[trashcanman]

Ka-ka-ka-ka-kawaii! So much cringe. Jesus fuck. Just......shit. Almost 15 million views on that thing? I didn't make it a minute in. The comments imply people think think her butchery of otaku-ese is racist, but no. She's just being a really embarrassingly stereotypical stupid white person who just discovered that other cultures have cool stuff. It's different. Ba-ba-ba-ba-baka!

[Ben]

What the hell?

Sorry... that's all I can manage.