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Shut up and take my money. May 13, 2014 11:31:37 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on May 13, 2014 11:31:37 GMT 2

Times are tough. We're just out of a recession, the cost of living has risen and your monthly wage covers less than it used to. But sometimes you gotta just say fuck it.

www.cnet.com/uk/news/darth-vader-helmet-shaped-toaster-takes-bread-to-the-dark-side/

All of the YES.

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trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Shut up and take my money. May 13, 2014 19:45:22 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on May 13, 2014 19:45:22 GMT 2 So does it like literally only toast the places where it says Star Wars and has Vader's face? It is easily the awesomest thing possible to have in your kitchen, but I want all of my bread toasted, man!

Ben The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill Posts: 673	Shut up and take my money. May 14, 2014 1:34:57 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ben on May 14, 2014 1:34:57 GMT 2 That's so damn awesome. The "Star Wars" and Vader head spots on the toast looked suspiciously dark though. Is it like... mostly just untoasted bread and then soot in the middle?
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Shut up and take my money. May 14, 2014 12:45:37 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on May 14, 2014 12:45:37 GMT 2

I hope not, I'm hoping that's just for display purposes only. Surely no-one would invent a toaster that only toasts a small part of the bread? Unless George Lucas designed it, he's tailor made to fuck up Star Wars at every turn.

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