Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 25, 2014 19:16:27 GMT 2
(Ahem. Sorry about that).
So the game of choice this month is South Park, the Stick of Truth for the PS3, leaving my PS4 sad and alone in the corner.
A surprisingly in-depth RPG, it's arguably the funniest game I've ever played but also one of the most enjoyable. Not every turn based fighting game has your enemies telling you to suck their balls, but they probably should have. And unlocking side plots and meeting the characters (Mr Hanky! Mr Garrison!) is a joy. You need this game in your life.
Especially if you live in America. Because if you happen to live elsewhere, this game is clearly way too much for your tiny, fragile minds.
Meaning? Several scenes are cut. Not just edited, fucking removed from the game altogether. A few bonus games (one includes abortion because of course it does) and an entire part of the game that takes part on an alien craft is turned to shit. When you try to remove an alien probe from Randy's asshole, instead of the hilarious cut-scene video the American gamers get, we get..
s.pro-gmedia.com/videogamer/media/images/pub/large/south_park_censor.jpg
That. And it happens about six times through the entire level. Its an 18 certificate game, so we can actually GET stuff legally put up our own asses, but no way can you see it happen to a cartoon character.
You don't get this shit with Sonic.
So the game of choice this month is South Park, the Stick of Truth for the PS3, leaving my PS4 sad and alone in the corner.
A surprisingly in-depth RPG, it's arguably the funniest game I've ever played but also one of the most enjoyable. Not every turn based fighting game has your enemies telling you to suck their balls, but they probably should have. And unlocking side plots and meeting the characters (Mr Hanky! Mr Garrison!) is a joy. You need this game in your life.
Especially if you live in America. Because if you happen to live elsewhere, this game is clearly way too much for your tiny, fragile minds.
Meaning? Several scenes are cut. Not just edited, fucking removed from the game altogether. A few bonus games (one includes abortion because of course it does) and an entire part of the game that takes part on an alien craft is turned to shit. When you try to remove an alien probe from Randy's asshole, instead of the hilarious cut-scene video the American gamers get, we get..
s.pro-gmedia.com/videogamer/media/images/pub/large/south_park_censor.jpg
That. And it happens about six times through the entire level. Its an 18 certificate game, so we can actually GET stuff legally put up our own asses, but no way can you see it happen to a cartoon character.
You don't get this shit with Sonic.
