Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Right Round

[The Curmudgeon]

Re-released for ALL the wrong reasons.

It's a sad fact that this is going to be, let's face it, the only song Pete Burns is famous for. Dead Or Alive could have 30 albums under their belt, but this is the only thing the great unwashed are going to remember.

Ah yes - the great unwashed. The general public. The scum. Let's talk about them, because they are the main reason this song is a hit in the UK charts again. Now, 6 months ago the scum couldn't have told you who Pete Burns was if you'd threatened to set a dog on them. But now, everyone knows him, along with a dozen other relics desperate for cash and attention - Celebrity Big Brother.

Now, if there's one thing that gets the scum excited its television with the word "Celebrity" in the title. But if there's two other words that get the scum salivating like rabid loons - it's Big Brother. The daddy of them all, the one we can all point our finger at and blame for the state of television - the king of the most wretched, loathsome source of "entertainment" - reality television.

I don't blame Pete Burns. Even HE says he's sick of this song. I don't blame the record companies - they're out to make cash any way they can, and if they can dust off a twenty year song to make some quick and easy cash, why shouldn't they? No - I blame the scum. The most easily pleased, empty headed, "tell us what to buy and we will" pathetic cretins that fill the charts with manufactured reality television spawned monstrosities, fill the TV schedules with brain-numbing, identikit reality programs, the people that don't have a single original thought in their stupid, thick heads. SCUM. These parasites wouldn't play this record for a bet six months ago, now they feel like it's "theirs". And all because of some soul-sucking television show.

A great song, of course, but what a tragic turn of events that it has to become popular again in THIS way. If you watched that program, if you bought this single because of that program, you are simply not good enough to be reading this review.

See Dead or Alive: You Spin Me Right Round
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMwdAc1Dzfg

[InvisibleWolfMan]

I like this song, and it's probably because I don't listen to it religously AND I also discovered it upon it's ORIGINAL release, unlike the rest of the slime vermin out there.

[hackersanonymous]

As someone of round about that era, I have a particular fondness for lots of 80s synth sounding tracks.

So I've liked this song for many a long yonk. It's a fine track, and deserves to be played for some time to come.

However..

What I CANNOT abide is the pondlife playing it and/or the assorted rancid dog-shit mixes spawned by Pete being on THAT show.

When I heard he was going to be on it, my heart sank. I could already hear the music factory sausage making machine warming up, and mass-producing re-releases of the CD single as well as Dead or Alive's Greatest Hits (insert humourous comment here)...

Still, look on the bright side.. It could be that blonde bint's dreadful song we're discussing... Then again, that implies people will remember her in 20 years. 20 months is probably pushing it...

Incidentally, for those wanting to hear a slightly different rendition of Spin Me, I'd recommend watching the one and only good Adam Sandler film - The Wedding Singer. It's joined by lots of top 80s tracks. You also get Drew Barrymore looking hot in a girl-next-door kind of way.
And Adam Sandler is infinitely less slappable than anything else he's ever been in.

Toodles!

[The Curmudgeon]

What blonde bint?