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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 11, 2007 11:11:04 GMT 2
Yet another skank-anthem clogs up the charts.God almighty, but The Curmudgeon shudders to imagine the kind of pond-life that bought THIS single, a dire attempt to be sexy and shocking, but resulting in something that's as erotic as waking up next to the corpse of the Notorious BIG. So, we have all the right boxes ticked to get the scum to buy it - rude words, rude video - kerchiiing. Never mind that the song is tedious beyond belief, or that the singer looks like Bobby Brown on the single cover - listen! She's saying rude words! All the time! Buy, buy, buy! It really is a sorry excuse for a song, and what the cretins that bought it don't realise is that the likes of, say, Prince, could knock out something far sexier as an afterthought. But all the stupid, easily pleased yo-yo knickered harlots bought this anyway because, once again - she says rude words! All the time! Feeble. See Khia: My Neck, My Back
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Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Apr 26, 2007 21:16:16 GMT 2
The only positive I'll give this song is that it fairs better than that male rapper dude (don't know him, don't care to) who did his "answer" version with his more "clever" (*word "sneezed"* bullshit!) lyrics.
Lovely.
Excuse me, I've got to swab my ears now...with a hammer and chisel.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 27, 2007 22:35:20 GMT 2
Hmmmm.. I don't think we got that one over here. I shudder to ask - what was the basic lyric to THAT one?
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Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Apr 27, 2007 22:36:22 GMT 2
Why, all references to Big Jim and The Twins of course...
TOO SHORT - My DICK, MY SACK
Yeah yeah
Real playas up in here now
Represent
Y'all talkin bout all that shit about sucka's licking on ya
All down your back, up your crack
You're talking to a real player now girl,
for real, I don't go first
You want me to do it now, do it good lick that pussy just like I should
Right now, lick it good, suck yo pussy just like I should
Yo neck, Yo back, lick yo pussy and yo crack
Yo neck, Yo back, lick yo pussy and yo crack
I know you ladies pop that pussy so quick , but now it's time to make sure you
suck this dick
Waving your hands all up in the air, better recognize when you see a real player
All about the game if you ain't about that, ain't nobody trying to get a thang
out your cat
Bust some money, now what you gonna do for me, cuz I get done first usually
If you can't make it happen then we got problems, speak into the mic girl we can
solve them
Open up wide, it's time to get live, while I put this thang inside
-Chorus-
So lick it now, lick it good, suck this dick just like you should
Right now, lick it good, suck my dick just like you should
Thats it, like that, lick my dick and my sack
Don't quit, like that, lick my dick and my sack
Yeah bitch, like that, lick my dick and my sack
Don't trip, like that, lick my dick and my sack
First you gotta take your tongue stick it out up and down, let it run
All around my dick and balls, let the spit drip from your jaws
Get hype wit it, it's your chance, squeeze my dick let it slide in your hands
Don't stop until you make me cum, after me give my homeboy some
Bustin' nuts all in your face, open wide, I know you love that taste
The best head comes from real ho's , I get big like a dildo
Chorus
You want me to do it now, do it good, lick yo pussy just like I should
Right now, lick it good, suck that pussy just like I should
Yo neck, Yo back, lick yo pussy and yo crack
Yo neck, Yo back, lick yo pussy and yo crack
Yo neck, Yo back, lick yo pussy and yo crack
Yo neck, Yo back, lick yo pussy and yo crack
Bitch
Lyrics even Shakespear could be proud of...if he were a pimp daddy.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 27, 2007 22:36:55 GMT 2
Prince said it best, man.
"This generation is in BIG trouble."
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Post by Amaranth on Jan 7, 2009 22:02:00 GMT 2
ORIGINAL COMMENT FROM AMAZON.COM
Don't middle-aged housewives groan "my neck,my back"? Maybe Khia is trying to play the Desperate Housewife act.
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