Auf Wiedersehen

[trashcanman]

So this is what happens when the consensus worst film director in the world finds out that we, the public, will not pay for him to make his next movie.



You're putting yourself up against Harry Potter (who I assume is the "retarded vizard in the forest") and The Avengers, Uwe? Really? And they actually don't ask us to fund the entire film ourselves. We just have to buy a ticket. For the record, Rampage was actually a pretty good watch -although it was devoid of any legit philosophy and acted pretentious anyway- but I sure as fuck wasn't asking for a trilogy. Making one decent movie doesn't entitle you to demand that the public pay for your sequels, asshole; especially when you're bragging about how much money you have in the next breath. If you play golf until you're dead, the world will have lost nothing. Is there anybody out there who's going to actually miss this guy?

[The Curmudgeon]

I honestly believe that some people if they reach a status of being in the public eye (see another thread for more of that) should have their online privileges revoked because they just can't help coming across like complete pricks. What an embarrassing rant. Kiss goodbye any last chance you ever had of being respected.

I remember old Fortress member Calum Waddell being a huge fan of Uwe Boll's, and I have to admit I've never seen any of his movies, largely because they all look terrible. I won't be changing that stance any time soon.

[trashcanman]

I've never heard of an Uwe Boll fan. It's got to be an ironic thing, like Ed Wood. House of the Dead was so bad I only made it like 10 minutes when I ran across it on cable. BloodRayne was insultingly bad and only had Kristanna Loken's bare breasts to recommend it unless you want to laugh at Michelle Rodriguez's attempt at a British accent. That's as far as I got into his filmography aside from Rampage, but it looks like it only gets worse and worse the deeper you delve. Just one of the filmmakers where you literally wonder to yourself what the fuck he was thinking (and not in the funny Sharknado way) while you watch his movies.