So, Aunt May is an AILF.

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So, Aunt May is an AILF. Jul 9, 2015 13:59:29 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jul 9, 2015 13:59:29 GMT 2

Quick, think of Peter Parker's aunt. What comes into your head?

This?

Frail, sick ("I need the money from these pictures for May's medicine!") and devoted to her dear Peter.

Or maybe this?

Wiser, sassier Ultimate version.

Both movie versions managed to get a bit of both with their Aunt May's, but you can now wipe all that from your mind. Because the NEW cinematic version of Aunt May is this.

Yup, Marisa Tomei, immortalized in my mind as the smokin' hot mouthy car expert from My Cousin Vinny, she's now been cast inexplicably as Aunt May. A fifty year old babe who may well end up being sexier than Mary Jane.

You so weird, Hollywood.

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So, Aunt May is an AILF. Jul 9, 2015 19:11:47 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Jul 9, 2015 19:11:47 GMT 2

It's also been said that the next Spidey flick will be "a John Hughes movies"

variety.com/2015/film/news/spider-man-john-hughes-kevin-feige-1201532872/

I'm strangely down for this. The franchise needs a fresh approach to set it apart.

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