Post by trashcanman on Jul 18, 2016 23:05:52 GMT 2
While searching for a new mousepad to make my increasing PC gaming habit more comfortable, I discovered a phenomenon I have named the Omega Cringe Singularity, in which a perfectly innocent websearch yields results so profoundly and uniformly disturbing that it creates a self-renewing infinite loop of psychological cringing that will continue to negatively affect one's mental well being forever. Observe:
Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude. Speak your mind.
Ben: WHY DID THAT PERSON STOP CHATTING LOTS???
Apr 16, 2013 6:10:08 GMT 2
trashcanman: One post hardly qualifies as chatting lots on any day. I am disappoint.
Apr 21, 2013 7:01:11 GMT 2
lol :): lol
May 4, 2013 18:47:55 GMT 2
Ben: This most recent "shout" is confusing the hell out of me. Is the user name "lol" with a space, and then the first colon signifies the comment is "): lol w/emoticon?" OR is the user name "lol " and the comment is just "lol w/emoticon?" I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!
May 9, 2013 20:19:25 GMT 2
Ben: It appears the shoutbox knows all. By turning my smiley into an emoticon it has answered my question.
May 9, 2013 20:20:30 GMT 2
The Curmudgeon: It's obviously racist.
May 10, 2013 15:37:50 GMT 2
trashcanman: You guys are going to be so fucked when Timaris finds this box.
May 10, 2013 20:28:53 GMT 2
The Curmudgeon: It's obviously keeping him down.
May 10, 2013 21:09:37 GMT 2
Quillford: A-hoi hoi Dat new look for the site. (Y)
Jun 2, 2013 16:59:43 GMT 2
Quillford: It obviously does NOT know everything. Where's my thumbs up damn it.
Jun 2, 2013 17:00:07 GMT 2
trashcanman: Good to see you, Quillford.
Jun 3, 2013 20:15:25 GMT 2
Quillford: Good to be back posting.
Jun 10, 2013 4:06:23 GMT 2
trashcanman: I never scroll down far enough to see this thing. What's up lemex?
Jul 26, 2013 23:07:23 GMT 2
lemex: Not much, trashcanman, just been very busy in the real world sadly. I missed this place.
Jul 29, 2013 21:40:27 GMT 2
Quillford: ARE YOU READY? DO YOU KNOW?
Jul 31, 2013 20:26:09 GMT 2
Exotrot: WOOOOO
Jan 12, 2014 2:46:49 GMT 2
InvisibleWolfMan: "You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead."
Apr 6, 2014 20:04:29 GMT 2
trashcanman: "Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake."
Apr 25, 2014 19:16:51 GMT 2
Jacob Cricks : That is my sister no joke Jessicka Cricks (Havoc) is my big sister if you don't believe me look up on youtube christmas with the cricks's It was about 5 years ago wish probably more I'm the redhead kid thats in the back my youtube is GRIM XxOMEGAxX sub pls
Sept 18, 2016 7:07:06 GMT 2
For those that hate the puerile society they are forced into. For those that think outside the banal mainstream. For those with wit, passion and knowledge - THIS is where you belong.
We will save the internet. One post at a time.