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Post by The Curmudgeon on May 3, 2007 8:47:55 GMT 2
 Just a pretty face, then.Hey, here's a crazy fact you might not have caught up on: did you know that Fergie, singer with the once relevant Black Eyed Peas, is a rather attractive girl? You did? Well, too bad - because THAT fact is going to be rammed down your throat until you can almost smell the botox injections. Fergie, then. Seems to think that an album of lame hip-hop posturing and wigga gangsta slang (first single "London Bridge" sums up the entire album in the first sentence - "it's me, Fergie - the pimp") is just what the people want - and if it isn't? Never mind - look at her! Isn't she just BEAUTIFUL? The next single, the utterly atrocious "Fergalicious" informs us that she's SO hot that guys jerk off over her pictures, and that we line up round the block to see what she's got. Oh, and she's down in the gym "working on her fitness". No mention of the visits to the bathroom with her fingers down her throat, or off for some more plastic surgery. Maybe those cuts will be B-sides. And let's have a nice, long, hearty laugh at "Glamorous", which is basically "I'm Still Fergie From The Block", where she informs us that even though she sells records and appears in movies (erm, really?) she still lines up for McDonalds because she's still like you and me. But really, really pretty too. Don't forget that part. All in all, its another boring, bling-obsessed piece of garbage from someone else who has nothing to say or offer, but is lapped up by the hip-hop hypnotised MTV generation who think this vacuous, money-hungry idiot is someone to aspire to be. Pitiful.
See Fergie: Fergilicious
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Post by trashcanman on May 3, 2007 19:36:30 GMT 2
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You forgot to mention her legendary battles with incontinence. "My name is Fergalicious/ my body's so delicious/ my panties full of pisses/ because I'm bootylicious." Isn't that how the song goes?
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Post by hackersanonymous on May 7, 2007 23:45:29 GMT 2
In terms of movie work, she was in the TV series "Las Vegas". Twice. As herself. With BEP.
It really was awful.. I like Las Vegas for its utter lack of reality, and enjoy nothing more than the quite transparent artist/record whoring going on (obviously the artist/group in question is owned by the same studio which makes Las Vegas)..
Indeed, it was one of Fergie's appearances which had the best/funniest bit of whoring, where James Caan's character says "Hey, Black Eyed Peas - I hear the new album is dropping next week" - (yes, THAT James Caan)!
Toodles!
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Post by The Curmudgeon on May 8, 2007 8:06:47 GMT 2
There must have been some executive in the background holding James' entire years salary in front of a shredder in the background when he said that.
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Post by InvisibleWolfMan on May 8, 2007 20:19:30 GMT 2
Hi! Fergie is WAY overrated. WAY overrated. Did I menti...  ahhhhhhhhhhhh, forget it. I'm not gonna type it since I shouldn't bother one bit. But Alanis Morrissette does a kick-ass version of MY HUMPS!  www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZw-8RSyvh8"KICK ASS, you say?" I hear you all shout in terror. But's it's true! Why else are you crying at the end?   Best Regards, InvisibleWolfMan  |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on May 9, 2007 19:23:55 GMT 2
Alanis Morissette presents: The First Decent Thing I've Done In Ten Years.
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Post by trashcanman on May 11, 2007 23:20:06 GMT 2
It might be worth noting that Fergie pops up as lesbian zombie-chow in "Grindhouse". Sadly, no 20-minute love scene. Not even a kiss. Damn shame, it would have been the first genuinely entertaining thing she's ever done. At least the movie rocked even if she didn't. She also appeared in the video game "Urbz: Sims in the City" ; you read that right and, yes I did play it, yes I scored with her, and yes she will whore herself to absolutely anything. It's also worth noting that "The Sims" is the only video game series where you piss your pants. Coincidence? Methinks no. |
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Post by Benjamin THaines on Jun 3, 2007 20:16:42 GMT 2
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I loved her cameo in GRINDHOUSE though, in the first-half segment called "Planet Terror". Her car breaks down and she's trying to hitchhike, and just as a big truck comes barreling through three zombies leap out from the woods, tackle her to the pavement and mutilate the hell out of her. Later, some doctors bring her corpse into a hospital and they lift the blanket off her and she's got that bug-eyed, dumb expression on her face. The doctor lady says "This one's a no-brainer" then turns her over and shines the flashlight at the back of her head, revealing the back of her skull to be completely scooped out and her head empty. It's the perfect sight gag, and very appropriate I must say.
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Post by Anna Marissa on Mar 27, 2008 0:57:12 GMT 2
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That's why Depends were made!
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Post by Anna Marissa on Mar 27, 2008 0:57:42 GMT 2
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All of Fergie's $$$ is going to her plastic surgeon.
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Post by Elvick on Nov 4, 2009 11:06:06 GMT 2
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I don't think you even listened to this album, but decided to rate it based off of her singles. Ignoring of course the amazing 'Big Girls Don't Cry' and 'Finally'.
I suggest you not rate things you don't actually own.
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