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Post by Ty Arthur on Jul 27, 2007 8:04:06 GMT 2
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Wow.
Never before have I seen such a stunning display of complete ineptitude. I mean, I know things like proper punctuation, spelling, or coherent thought patterns are simply beyond most normal folk, but come on man, at least give it a little effort!
But then again, if someone who used phrases like "omg I so love it" or "eternal hatter" were actually agreeing with me, I'd know there was something seriously wrong with me.
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Post by Joeski on Sept 1, 2007 11:14:35 GMT 2
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Heh heh. Curmudgeon, you are funny. I got to this page because someone was making fun of Cascada on a Thrillseekers review (real trance, though I don't think anyone buying this cd would care). While it's kind of nerdy to make such eloquent rants on the internet, it's so true.
Someone has to call this garbage out, and I don't have the tenacity.
Thanks, Curmudgeon!
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Post by Christopher Stephens on Dec 3, 2007 22:22:02 GMT 2
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I think it's great that people make stuff that this guy really hates. I mean it means he can post hundreds of angry selfish rants mocking other people's opinions on the internet... I contend that he secretly wants to control the universe and dominate everyone around him with his angry self-righteousness. Because he doesn't have that kind of power, he's resorted to posting angry and insecure posts on the internet. Sarcasm not withstanding, he isn't even worthy of the title, "internet tough guy".
And taking hatter literally, funny haha. You know what he meant moron. I'm really good at interpreting spelling errors, and I knew what he meant. You didn't, haha. Actually, I think you did, you were just making a really lame attempt at sarcasm, which you fail at.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 7, 2007 22:30:57 GMT 2
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Um, thanks Christopher. You kind of trailed off into a bit of a weird ramble at the end, there. So... I fail at sarcasm by.. being sarcastic.. which you didn't think I was trying to be.. but then I WAS trying to be? But I failed anyway? Nope - you've lost me. Sorry - I don't speak Idiotattemptingtobeintelligent-ese.
So let me get this straight.. because I don't have "the power" of controlling the universe (not just the world, ladies and gentlemen - the UNIVERSE) I resort to slating Cascada CD's on Amazon? Man... what a gigantic comedown that must be. What next? Doctor Doom dissing the Blackeyed Peas?
And if anyone, ever, begins to think of me as an "internet tough guy" I will personally smash my foot through my monitor and break my keyboard over my knee. An internet tough guy? Where are you from, Christopher? Downtown Brooklyn in the 1930s?
You did say one thing correct in your babbling stream of garbage, however. Yes, it IS great that there are awful, awful things on Amazon that The Curmudgeon really hates, because YES it DOES mean that I can post hundreds of angry selfish rants mocking other people - and, y'know, somehow the world is a better place for it. Well spotted.
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Post by KCrowe on Dec 7, 2007 22:34:10 GMT 2
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The Curmudgeon
is a total idiot which the world laughs at.......
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 9, 2007 12:32:22 GMT 2
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Nice lack of grammer there, Crowe.
I would go into a lengthy reply to your post but, let's all be honest here, cards on the table - you know it, I know it - you're really not WORTH the seconds of my life it would take, are you?
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Post by KCrowe on Dec 9, 2007 12:33:27 GMT 2
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your lack of a mind makes me laugh
comment back PLEASE I want it I am going to drag this out
till you are no more oh god I am going to love it =P
I ASSURE you I WILL win......
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 10, 2007 3:13:29 GMT 2
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Hmmm. Did a little Amazon "research" on this Crowe person, boys and girls, and decided to read his, ahem ahem ahem, "reviews". So if you're wondering what kind of mental heavyweight would dare try and take on The Curmudgeon at this game, well, let's run through a few pointers:
For starters, anyone who thinks Spider-Man 3 is "the best yet" clearly doesn't know anything about a) Spider-Man or b) movies.
And tell me, who SLATES a series (Nip/Tuck, in this case), saying that series four has went downhill and is nowhere near as good as previous seasons - and yet STILL gives it four stars? That's classic, Grade A moron activitity, right there.
But I've saved the best for last. People, if you want a cut-out-and-keep example of an empty-headed, easily pleased simpleton, check out K.Crowe's stunning critique on Britney Spears "Blackout" album. Go on - check it out now and then come back so we can all laugh at him.
If you're reading this Crowe (which I'm sure you are), I have a present for you, something you can slip in any of your pitiful reviews (or your feeble attempts to "make me no more.") Are you ready? Here you go - "."
That's right - it's a FULL STOP.
Useful things, full stops. Put in various parts of sentences, like, say, the end of one, they enable the reader to go through your dire ramblings without collapsing on their desks through a total lack of oxygen. They also make the writer, that's YOU, not sound like a complete, keyboard slapping half-wit.
You know, one day there may well be someone who will finally shut me up, take me on at my own game "till I am no more", but, really, someone with a barely basic grasp of English, who writes five star reviews of Britney Spears records, (sample quote - "this album blew the top off music it was super") and who writes redundant "smiley faces" in his messages - well, it's never, EVER going to be someone like that, now is it?
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Post by trashcanman on Dec 10, 2007 11:17:17 GMT 2
Christ, man, I can't believe the shear number of inbred fucktards you bring out of the woodwork, C. Every once in a while I'll pick a fight with some Dixie Chicks fans or something, but this takes some serious testicular fortitude. Aren't you afraid of becoming stupider by osmosis from communicating with these people?
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Post by K Crowe on Dec 10, 2007 15:05:01 GMT 2
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HA HA HA HA HA HA =) =) =) =) =)
Correct me if Im wrong but I am guessing your mother is either dead or is too busy for you
because it is clear that
A. you are a minor
B. you are craving attention
Case in point I have found that not all but most cases like your owen children who crave this attention and fail
to get it find other ways to get it such as you arent getting the attention you want so you come on your computer
(without adult supervision which you NEED) you post stupid reviews starting trouble and getting people to post
before I forget thank you for checking me out since you admit reading all my reviews my English must not be to bad
or you would have stoped after the first (You will find that my reviews go along with the TOP critics) That being said
I did look at your profile (did not read your reviews I knew they were all stupid nothing smart can come from a mental
person) and I seen you were taged 'stupid' 'deamon' all things you would want since you think of yourself of the great
so I'm guessing you did all that yourself second in this very topic you have made a few profiles just so you could speak
good of yourself to make it appear you have fans (nobody is that stupid) so that just proves my point of the attention you so crave.....
If I may you should contact your local Togather We Care group they will assign you a 'Big Brother' or 'Big Sister' depending on your gender who can give you all the attention you want and maby you will come on and act normal
or find yourself a hobbie.......
lastly I hope you didnt read this whole comment becasue my English is just awful and you would have to be stupid to read my comments ha ha ha ha ha who am I fooling of coarse you have read it all and you are very upset you are about to hit reply arent you well I cant wait just know I am your master and you will be doing this for some time
(I wanted to say in my other comment till you are de*d but we wont take it there) so thats it for now hope we can play again tomorrow ha ha ha ha ha =) =) =) =) =)
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 12, 2007 9:24:51 GMT 2
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"you admit reading all my reviews my English must not be to bad
or you would have stoped after the first"
Are you familiar with the concept of irony? Yeah, thought not.
Sigh. There's only one more thing more boring than an idiot - and that's an idiot who tries the "ha ha, I'm really GETTING to you" schtick. Yawn. Heard it all before, dimbulb - and from people far, far better at this than you are.
So what road are we going down here? I make correct comments about you (your hilarious lack of an education, your feeble writing skills) and you just try and take pot shots at making stuff up about me? Wow - that's going to cut to the bone. So is my mother too busy or dead? Hmm - no, she's very much alive but I think you'll find that people can actually MOVE OUT of their mother's home when they reach a certain age. I know this may come as a shock, you only being 31 and all, but it's true. So, baffling, pointless "dead mother" insult aside (has that line EVER worked for you?) what else do we have?
Ah yes - the "fake" profiles who agree with me. All real and genuine, I'm afraid. You'll find a few more like-minded individuals on my website - they're what we call people who aren't a complete waste of oxygen.
Seriously, how long have you been doing this for? Because you're RUBBISH at it. You can barely string a sentence together, so how you imagine anything you say would have any effect or impact on anyone - at all - is simply laughable.
At first I thought you might have been about 14, but your last comments would suggest you're an "adult." If so - dear God, man - you need to go back to school. You need to do something, anything, because you come across as a barely literate vegetable.
Oh, and feel free to keep replying 100 times or more. Just more stuff for me to put on my site so people with intelligence can point and laugh at those beneath them. That's a "hobbie" (sic) too.
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Post by K Crowe on Dec 12, 2007 9:26:29 GMT 2
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I LOVE how my comments had no affect on you yet
you right a 'book' for a comment and a bad book at that (as I have read much better)
well you have yet to give me much to work with you are throwing baby shots that I feel
if I do respond to them I will be hurting a kid and for all that is holy minors can NOT live alone such as yourself
ha ha ha ha ha ha =) =) that was the laugh for me tonight
ummmm lets see not shocked you have a site special for mentally ill people seems like something a person like you
would have time for since people your age cant get jobs...........
okay give me something more tomorrow I cant wait =) =) =) =) =)
and thanks for the age comment see you arent as evil as you have tagged yourself make another profile that is for you
thats always a laugh
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 13, 2007 0:54:00 GMT 2
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Okay, let's change direction a little as this is going nowhere.
K.Crowe - let's talk about YOU.
So I figured at first that you were perhaps male, but then looking at your choice of things to, ahem, cough, ahem, "review" (ahem and cough again), it's pretty obvious that you're a girl. Britney, Dirt, Nip/Tuck - all 100% chick-fodder. So - am I right?
And just set my mind at ease, here. Now, I think my reviews are excellent - otherwise I wouldn't put them on here. Do you think YOUR, ack, cough, ahem, "reviews" (sorry, I can't say it without that) "reviews" are good too? I mean, do you seriously write them thinking they're of decent quality, that people will read them and think you're intelligent?
Now, I'm avoiding name calling here and asking some serious questions. I would expect serious answers.
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Post by KCrowe on Dec 13, 2007 0:55:00 GMT 2
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can you have a half decent conversation
if you can answer my questions I can yours but first you have to ask some worth my
time and you have yet to do it ask your parents some good questions for a grown up
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 13, 2007 0:57:16 GMT 2
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That.... that made no sense at all.
Do you have a button on your keyboard with a little arrow and a dot under it? It really can be quite useful.
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