Rate the ladies of WWE!

[The Curmudgeon]

Yeah, time for a bit of shameless female ogling. Hey, it's good for the soul.

Now, I appreciate that the majority of Dwellers won't know who 99% of these girls are, but that doesn't mean you can't say who your favourite is. There's actually too many "diva's" in WWE right now (yes, really) but these are a handpicked selection.

So, uh - no knowledge of wrestling ability required. It's all about the ass.. A couple actually aren't IN the WWE anymore, but have still made it through on sheer edibility.

Each girl gets two pics each so you can get a better idea. I have no idea how big these pics will end up once they've been pasted, so if your screen freezes as soon as you come on here, don't blame me.

Trish Stratus:





Michelle McCool







Mickie James





Maria





Victoria





Candice Michelle





Christy Hemme





Stacy Keibler





Melina





Torrie Wilson






Hey, I know it's hard (erm, to choose, I meant), to pick one - but pick you must.

[trashcanman]

This is why we have the word "yowza"! I'm voting for the rehead because they drive me absolutely insane, but Keibler's ass damn near popped my eyes out of their sockets and Melina is ridiculously "my type" as they say. Good show.

[The Curmudgeon]

Here to serve, man. Here to serve.

This is one of Melina's biggest, er, assests.. (apologies for the video quality).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jRUT3jiUZ0

And I actually forgot to include this girl, 'cos she wasn't in it long before she left, but maaaan, did she make an impact. Can you say "vampire gimmick?"





I don't think she'd make a very good vampire, though. Imagine her trying to hypnotize you...
"look into my eyes..."
"I... I can't."

[InvisibleWolfMan]

I voted, and I don't care it was based on the photo alone!

Now...I need to go and hide the kitchen knives and the meat cleaver BEFORE the wife wakes up. Why, oh WHY did I insist on a meat cleaver for a wedding gift?

[trashcanman]

So does that chick, like, bite her opponent as a finishing move or what?

Nice vid, I can only imagine what I could do with a woman that flexible, but those leopard guys have WTF written all over them. How much does one get paid to look like a complete fucking retard on national television? Okay, I'd do it for 10 minutes under the ring with her after the match, but who thought those outfits would be a good idea?

[The Curmudgeon]

Sadly, she never actually wrestled with WWE. She just managed a "vampire fetishist", although she did used to hang upside on the ropes, which was always nice to see..



I could think of worse things than being bitten by that.

[hackersanonymous]

Oh... My word....

I've clearly been misinformed - I was under the impression WWE was just large men hurling each other about the ring in a series of ridiculous costumes and unlikely pantomime-like staging...

Now that I've seen the light, I feel the urge to subscribe to the Sports Channels... Actually, I'm feeling other urges, but that's for a whole different forum (or one of those girls to attend to)... Oh.. Hello, dear.. Mm? Oh, just checking out this discussion forum.. No - not the nutcrackers - AAiiiiiiii!

Toodles!
(Whimper)