Andrew's Icy Balls Adventure

[Benjamin Haines]

On the Thursday night of March 13th 2008, for whatever reason, one of my friends here at Western Carolina University named Andrew Crandall said that if we found some IcyHot pain-relieving cream, he would rub it on his balls to see what happens. I and a few other friends (Heath, Ty, Sierra, and Trent) decided to make this happen. We found that Trent had an unopened pack of IcyHot in his room which he didn't even know he had, so we took it to Crandall to see if he would stick to his word.

This video begins on our way back from Trent's room with the IcyHot. See how Crandall reacts to doing the dirty deed, and watch as we go on a trip around the dorm bragging to people about what he did, getting their acknowledgments, and searching for my roommate (Michael), wherever the hell he may be. It's 15 minutes of candid, college-grade irreverence and testicular cruelty, and if you find that kind of thing funny then you'll dig this.

In celebration of my finally figuring out how to transfer video from a mini-DV tape onto a computer, figuring out how to compress the file, and figuring out how to upload it, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Andrew's Icy Balls Adventure.

vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=31894597

Starring:
Andrew Crandall - the IcyHot dude in red
Heath - the honkey in white
Ty - the man in black who invariably hits himself in the balls with his drumsticks
Sierra - the girl with the hat
Trent - the guy in grey who supplied the IcyHot
Michael - my roommate in the leather jacket
Yours Truly - the cameraman


NOTE: There's no nudity.

[The Curmudgeon]

I love the fact you just wake Crandall up and he instantly jumps up and rubs that stuff on his balls. That's a class act.

Also loved you, Benjamin, in the background saying ".... I've never seen a guys balls."


Great video.

[trashcanman]

"This video was deleted"?

[Benjamin Haines]

Yeah, I just figured out how to use Windows Movie Maker yesterday and I practiced on this one. I edited out a minute and twenty seconds of footage to improve the pacing, deleted the old video, and uploaded my shorter "director's cut". MySpace is processing it as we speak. I do find it funny that you decided to give it a view as soon as I deleted it. I appear to have the best timing in the world.

[Benjamin Haines]

And here's the slightly more trim version of Andrew's Icy Balls Adventure:

vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=31894597

Original runtime - 15:59
Improved runtime - 14:40

[trashcanman]

Alright, finally checked it out. I really should have gone to real college (assuming that's where you're at). As promised, hijinks indeed ensued. You've got some mad traffic and an impressive "booyah" ratings for your vids I must say but I need to ask: are dorms swarming with crazy and/or inebriated people with video cameras torturing each other? That would be awesome. I'm feeling that Ron Paul sticker, too. Your people are good people.

[Benjamin Haines]

Crazy and inebriated people? Absolutely. But I didn't really see any folk there that are trigger-happy with a camcorder like myself, except Kirk (see Kirk The Jerk).

And the mad traffic comes from whoring my videos out on every site I frequent (something I never bothered to do for "The Monkey Taco Dance").