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The Curmudgeon
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No doubt coming to a cinema near you.. Jun 24, 2008 8:51:54 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 24, 2008 8:51:54 GMT 2

What's one of the very worst things to happen to movies over the last decade? Paris Hilton? Horror remakes? Eddie Murphy?

Wrong.

It is, of course, those fucking awful "spoof" movies, that just cram as many popular culture references (sometimes there isn't even jokes. Its like, "oh hey, I understand that reference. I have the internet. Ha.. ha?") into one uninspired piece of shit as possible. And no matter how bad they are, they seem to be bulletproof as they keep. making. money. Seriously, what dicks go to see these things?

Anyway, with the success of Epic Movie and Superhero Movie and Meet The Spartans, you know it won't be long before THIS appears..

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af08

Part of me laughs. Part of me cries.

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No doubt coming to a cinema near you.. Jun 24, 2008 10:28:57 GMT 2

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Post by Benjamin Haines on Jun 24, 2008 10:28:57 GMT 2

Maddox is a satirical genius.

Unfortunately, there actually is another one headed this way, from the same hacks that made Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet The Spartans. Behold, Disaster Movie:

www.imdb.com/title/tt1213644/

The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	No doubt coming to a cinema near you.. Jun 24, 2008 10:35:26 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 24, 2008 10:35:26 GMT 2 Yes, Disaster movie, a movie that mocks disaster movies... with a logo that parodies The Simpson's Movie. I... I actually HATE these people.
	Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	No doubt coming to a cinema near you.. Jun 24, 2008 10:53:32 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Jun 24, 2008 10:53:32 GMT 2 That was great, but sadly 100 true. I will never watch another one of those pieces of rancid shit for as long as I live. Man, how could Alyson Hannigan DO that?! Doesn't she know I love her?

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" and the comment is just "lol w/emoticon?" I'M SO CONFUSED!!!! May 9, 2013 20:19:25 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 24, 2008 8:51:54 GMT 2

Post by Benjamin Haines on Jun 24, 2008 10:28:57 GMT 2

Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 24, 2008 10:35:26 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on Jun 24, 2008 10:53:32 GMT 2

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