The Curmudgeon looks for love!

[The Curmudgeon]

First of all, I had written this thread a few days ago but deleted it when Benjamin informed me it would never work. But hey - it DID.

You see, I recently received this spam junk..

Hi!

Hello punkin'!

This is my first time on the site, so bear with me. I came out of a long and B-O-R-I-N-G relationship! I'm past that and looking for someone cool to date. I'm a good-looking young woman. I'm of average body type - weight and height normal - and have a couple of tattoos, ask me where... I'm also local! I think... I'm just visiting the area, so I don't know the layout. I love going out and particularly like traveling. I like visiting museums and monuments. I'm adventurous and opened to new experiences. I also like watching tv, drinking coffee and cuddling. Fyi, I'm not using my account to contact you :-) so please don't reply directly to this message. My friend is making me try out this site.

If you're interested, send your replies to my own mail address instead: mary_danes_d at yahoo.com.

Thanx!

Oh, and this is her pic..



Not bad, right? But how strange that she says we may live near each other.. I don't recall Doctor Doom inviting any loose-moralled hotties into my neck of the woods. So, anyway, I decided to have a little fun with this spam message, as I did waaaaay back on this site. So I replied with

Hi there

Thanks for getting in touch with me.

I'm sorry to hear you've split up with your boyfriend. I have just
recently become single too, so hey - we have something in common
already!

Shoot me a line and we can talk some more. I read your Bebo file and
you seem like a fun girl.

Look forward to hearing from you

Eddie Cassidy


Many thanks to Venom and Carnage for the names, by the way. Anyway, I wasn't sure if I would hear any replies (hence I just deleted the thread) but whaddya know..

Hello Eddie! I'm glad that you wrote. I'm Mary, I forgot to mention it in my message to you on bebo. So, how you doin'? I am fine (in case you are wodering. lol) I'm just slowly trying to get myself out of bed. (I'm sooo lazy on my day off, lol)? Today is my only, "technical" day off.

Anyways. What cha doin? What cha like to do? You know, the usual 50 questions. lol. As for me, we're planning a party next weekend, me and my friends. I'll be home at that time. I won't be here with my friend anymore. Home sweet home it will be. lol. Anyways, we do it about once a month. Hey come and join us! It would be fun.

Anyways, bebo seemed cool, but I notice how much time my friend spends on it, and how much time I spent on it when she showed it to me, and I'm afraid I might end up wasting away in front of it instead of being out doing stuff. So I don't think I'll post a profile just yet, I'll just continue to use my friends if I need to, hopefully I won't, . (That was her account that I messaged you from btw, in case you havent already realized.)

I have my page you can check out, my3mbpage.com/8437563/ so you can see what I look like, and you can even get to know more about me. It's kinda like the artisic side of me.

Let me know if you wanna talk more. And let me know if you want to come to our party. That would be really cool. All I do is usually work and stay home during the days, but weekend nights, I'm usually out with my girl friends. Maybe, if you'd like, we can also meet up for coffee or drinks or somethin' when we both get some free time...?

Anyways, I'm gonna get goin'. I think I'll get off my lazy ass now and call my Mom. I'll ask her what she wants to do for Mothers Day comming up. Or maybe I'll just soak in the tub for an hour or two. Oh well... either way, write back soon! and take care!

xoxo ~ Mary

If you are going to click on that link by the way, it's got some x-rated shit on it that I didn't even click on. So I'm not sure the purpose of this spam. It really does look like a lot of bother for.. what? She didn't even ask me for any bank details.

But this is only the beginning. I'm going to write back to this Mary and see if I can throw in a few Venom jokes along the way. Wish me luck.

By the way - I'm not single again or anything. Mrs Curmudgeon is still the luckiest girl in the world.

[trashcanman]

Refer to yorself as "We". That would be a hoot.

[The Curmudgeon]

Ha ha, you read my mind Trashy. I sent this out this morning..

Hi Mary

Sorry to say I won't be able to go to your party.. loud noises drive me nuts sometimes lol. We're, sorry, I'm (bad habit) going away for the week on a bit of business. I'm a reporter, by the way, and I'm trying to get a big "scoop" to get in my bosses good books again. Long story. Maybe for another time.

So yeah, I'd love to meet up for drinks sometime when I get back, Mary. Spooky coincidence - a guy I know real well has a girlfriend called Mary. She's a real babe too, but judging by your photos you're waaaay cuter!

So are you a model? That sounds like the worst pick-up line in history, but the pics you gave me the link to would seriously suggest so. How long have you been doing that for?

Check me out and my million questions. That's the reporter in me coming out, I guess. I must have two sides to me or something, lol.

Anyway, enjoy your party. Hope to speak to you soon... feel free to send me any more pictures!

Eddie
x


Will she reply?

[Ben]

I wish I got some good spam mail. I would have endless fun with something like this.

[pete]

Hey!

I got the same thing. There were enough inconsistencies in the message to make me suspicious. Why would someone call me "cutie" without seeing my picture :-> Here's a link to the pictures of where she worked in 2006.
www.fullmoonsaloondaytona.com/gallery.asp
The third line down has her in it. The picture is from 2006.
Surprisingly elaborate for spam. I wonder what it's all about.

[The Curmudgeon]

Yeah, Pete, I don't really get it either. I mean, she wasn't asking for money like the usual spam idiots, and she never replied to my other message. Either she got the "joke" about Venom or she didn't bother replying.

It is certainly spam, but I don't know what the purpose of it is. Very curious.

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[trashcanman]

Seriously? Who the fuck is going to click on that?

[OLWEJKED]

And another spam thread. Hmmmmm. "Look for Love" must hit all kinds of search engines.

[The Curmudgeon]

Sigh, yet another batch of spam shit. I had tried re-opening the threads for everyone, but then this bullshit happened. Oh well, Dwellers only. Again.