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The Curmudgeon
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Best cybersex - ever! Nov 20, 2008 18:41:26 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Nov 20, 2008 18:41:26 GMT 2

Ahh, cybersex. If there was one thing I just didn't "get" with the whole internet chatroom thing, it was that. And yet, for many it was the wholy grail of chatrooms, like - why you were there in the first place (I was there to annoy and insult, of course).

But then, maybe if there were more people like Bloodninja, cybersex wouldn't be the baffling pursuit of frustrated fatties and 13 year old boys. If it lead to more discussions like the ones below, it would be a damn near Olympic sport..

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Best cybersex - ever! Nov 21, 2008 0:16:11 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Nov 21, 2008 0:16:11 GMT 2

The air caresses her breasts? What kind of bullshit romance novels was that bitch reading? And are you telling me they actually censor cybersex? I have to say that I don't recall ever laughing harder on this site. Awesome find. I just don't get the appeal of this cybering bullshit, but this dude is a genius. The wizard hat bit was my favorite. A female coworker of mine used to do the same thing as Bloodninja here and tell me the stories. Hilarious. .

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Ben: WHY DID THAT PERSON STOP CHATTING LOTS??? Apr 16, 2013 6:10:08 GMT 2

trashcanman: One post hardly qualifies as chatting lots on any day. I am disappoint. Apr 21, 2013 7:01:11 GMT 2

lol :): lol

May 4, 2013 18:47:55 GMT 2

Ben: This most recent "shout" is confusing the hell out of me. Is the user name "lol" with a space, and then the first colon signifies the comment is "): lol w/emoticon?" OR is the user name "lol

" and the comment is just "lol w/emoticon?" I'M SO CONFUSED!!!! May 9, 2013 20:19:25 GMT 2

Ben: It appears the shoutbox knows all. By turning my smiley into an emoticon it has answered my question. May 9, 2013 20:20:30 GMT 2

The Curmudgeon: It's obviously racist. May 10, 2013 15:37:50 GMT 2

trashcanman: You guys are going to be so fucked when Timaris finds this box. May 10, 2013 20:28:53 GMT 2

The Curmudgeon: It's obviously keeping him down. May 10, 2013 21:09:37 GMT 2

Quillford: A-hoi hoi Dat new look for the site. (Y) Jun 2, 2013 16:59:43 GMT 2

Quillford: It obviously does NOT know everything. Where's my thumbs up damn it. Jun 2, 2013 17:00:07 GMT 2

trashcanman: Good to see you, Quillford.

Jun 3, 2013 20:15:25 GMT 2

Quillford: Good to be back posting.

Jun 10, 2013 4:06:23 GMT 2

lemex: I'm back, I think. Hey. Jul 15, 2013 13:57:31 GMT 2

trashcanman: I never scroll down far enough to see this thing. What's up lemex? Jul 26, 2013 23:07:23 GMT 2

lemex: Not much, trashcanman, just been very busy in the real world sadly. I missed this place. Jul 29, 2013 21:40:27 GMT 2

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