You think you've got problems?

[The Curmudgeon]

First of all, a couple of things you should know before the main part of this post. This is WWE wrestler Mickie James..





Now, it's a common opinion that wrestling fans are barely literate, racist, redneck morons. And while that would seemingly be true if you spent ten minutes reading Youtube comments (always a bad idea), the very opposite could be said of a certain website I visit daily. Almost all of the posters there are smart, funny, passionate and know not to take it all too seriously. Perfect.

Why am I telling you all this? Well, just a bit of background info on a site and the people that go there so you don't think we're ALL like this poor wretch..

Like I said, you think YOU'VE got problems? THIS guy has problems..

realwrestlecrap.proboards89.com/index.cgi?board=WWE&action=display&thread=162887

What a poor, sad bastard.

[trashcanman]

You know damn well that he's exaggerating for comedic affect. The man is obviously both intelligent and funny. I believe the British term for what he's doing is "taking a piss". But now I think I'm going to join his obsession. That is one foxy lady. Damn.

[The Curmudgeon]

The piss - taking THE piss. Taking A piss is.. well, exactly how it sounds.

And I thought that too, but apparantly the guy is 100% genuine, and has kept his story despite people (unhelpfully) suggesting he gets laid.

You're not alone in your admiration for Mickie James', er, charms either, Trashy - she's like the women of choice for most internet wrestling fans. She's nice, sure, but when there's girls like Maryse..



and Maria



It is often easy to overlook her...

[trashcanman]

I still say he's jerking y'all's chains. Even if he wasn't, it isn't at all farfetched to think he could land such a goddess. Observe:

[The Curmudgeon]

Hmmm.. good point on the Britney front. I remember a friend of mine saying she was one of his favourite celebrity "crushes" because she didn't seem like a diva, and that if you were funny and charming enough with her in person you'd probably be in with a shot.

It's nice to dream, I guess.

As for the original point of the thread - that topic has kinda died now and the guy still hasn't come out and said it was a joke. So.. who knows?

[trashcanman]

Did Andy Kaufman ever say anything was a joke? K-Fed is hardly charming and only funny in the negative sense of the word. Just get Brit drunk and alone and you're in. Ask Fred Durst. Just make damn sure you use protection because TOXIC isn't just a song title when referring to this chick.

[The Curmudgeon]

Britney Spears manages to short circuit the common sense circuits in my brain. It's like, you take all the madness, the head shaving, the breakdowns, the miming.. all of that, and then I see something like this



and she makes me feel all funny inside again. Sighhh.