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trashcanman
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"It's Britney, bitch!" Sept 11, 2007 10:07:54 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Sept 11, 2007 10:07:54 GMT 2

See for yourself the triumphant return of Britney Spears.

www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/09/10/i-am-britney-spears-comeback-performance-of-the-day/
Holy shit that is sad! She just kind of meanders about the stage with an utterly apathetic facial expression turning around here, grabbing a crotch there, doing a dip over there, pretending to be a lesbian for a second over here again. Why bother? Notice the slack-jawed indifference of the audience members and the shot of Rihanna giggling with her pal. I love it! ;D

InvisibleWolfMan The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill How can you kill what you can't see? Posts: 550	"It's Britney, bitch!" Sept 11, 2007 16:59:34 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Sept 11, 2007 16:59:34 GMT 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc THAT's so funny, I think I need a clean pair of underwear! Best Regards, InvisibleWolfMan
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trashcanman
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"It's Britney, bitch!" Sept 12, 2007 7:47:21 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Sept 12, 2007 7:47:21 GMT 2

HolysonofawhattheHELL!!!!

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Another fantastic find from The Fortress of Solitude's master of one-upmanship, the InvisibleWolfMan himself! ;D Britney is looking pretty damn well-adjusted after viewing that rant. I know it's an act -no human that spastic could possibly work a camera all by herself- but just the idea that someone out there made this video is proof that there is a God....and he's one crazy son'bitch!

Last Edit: Sept 12, 2007 7:48:24 GMT 2 by trashcanman

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	"It's Britney, bitch!" Sept 24, 2007 10:29:20 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Sept 24, 2007 10:29:20 GMT 2 Now this is even more disturbing. music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=276816&silentchk=1& The funniest part: I actually thought that was a girl.

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"It's Britney, bitch!" Sept 24, 2007 15:18:32 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Sept 24, 2007 15:18:32 GMT 2

Sigh - and it looks like he's going to become a celebrity because of it.

Heyyy, just what we need - another empty headed, spoiled, Ugly Betty quote spouting "bitch" on the TV. Awesome.

The worst thing? The copycats he'll no doubt "inspire."

Oh, and as for the Britney performance... OK it wasn't great but, jeez, it wasn't really THAT bad, was it? And for having two kids she still looked pretty damn bangable in her undies.

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"It's Britney, bitch!" Sept 25, 2007 8:52:27 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Sept 25, 2007 8:52:27 GMT 2

Britney's bangability has never been in question in my house, but that performance was about as bad as they come. Come on, at least attempt to lipsync the whole way through; you're a professional performer dammit! She's in Ashley Simpson territory now and that ain't a good place to be.

The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	"It's Britney, bitch!" Sept 25, 2007 18:51:05 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Sept 25, 2007 18:51:05 GMT 2 Yeah, it's pretty bad. Can you imagine how bad it had been if she actually attempted singing live...?
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"It's Britney, bitch!"

Post by trashcanman on Sept 11, 2007 10:07:54 GMT 2

Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Sept 11, 2007 16:59:34 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on Sept 12, 2007 7:47:21 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on Sept 24, 2007 10:29:20 GMT 2

Post by The Curmudgeon on Sept 24, 2007 15:18:32 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on Sept 25, 2007 8:52:27 GMT 2

Post by The Curmudgeon on Sept 25, 2007 18:51:05 GMT 2

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