Avril Lavigne "Hot" - new video.

[The Curmudgeon]

Don't worry, The Curmudgeon hasn't been Bodysnatched by some 14 year old "rawwwk" girl. Which wouldn't be a bad th.. never mind.

Anyway, this isn't an "OMG! Avril is da best eva an dis song is sooo gud" thread, this is a "holy SHIT. How awesome does she look in this video?" thread.

I mean - seriously. She's always been very bangable, but she really has surpassed herself with this one. Oh my.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alyqnPyyvI&feature=dir

Hell, even watch it with the volume turned down if you like.

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Morrissey: Dear God Please Help Me Lyrics

I am walking through Rome
With my heart on a string
Oh God, please help me

And I'm so very tired
Of doing the right thing
Dear God, please help me

There are explosive kegs
Between my legs
Dear God, please help me

Will you follow and know
Know me more than you do
Track me down and try to win me

Then he motions to me
With his hand on my knee
Dear God, did this kind of this thing happen to you?

Now I'm spreading your legs
With my in between
Dear God, if I could, I would help you

And now I am walking through Rome
And there is no room to move
But the heart feels free
The heart feels free
The heart feels free
But the heart feels free
The heart feels free
The heart feels free
But the heart feels free
The heart feels free
The heart feels free

[The Curmudgeon]

.............. Yeah. I like her boobz.

[CW]

Morrissey - Trouble Loves Me lyrics

Trouble loves me
Trouble needs me
Two things
More than you do
Or would attempt to
So, console me
Otherwise, hold me
Just when it seems like
Everything's evened out
And the balance
Seems serene

Trouble loves me
Walks beside me
To chide me
Not to guide me
It's still much more
Than you'll do
So, console me
Otherwise, hold me
Just when it seems like
Everything's evened out
And the balance seems serene
See the fool I'll be
Still running 'round
On the flesh rampage
Still running 'round

Ready with ready-wit
Still running 'round
On the flesh rampage
- At your age !
Go to Soho, oh
Go to waste in
The wrong arms
Still running 'round
Trouble loves me
Seeks and finds me
To charlatanize me
Which is only
As it should be
Oh, please fulfill me
Otherwise, kill me

Show me a barrel and watch me scrape it
Faced with the music, as always I'll face it
In the half-light
So English, frowning
Then at midnight I
Can't get you out of my head
A disenchanted taste
Still running 'round
A disenchanted taste

[The Curmudgeon]

........ And her ass.

[CW]

Morrissey: Nobody Loves Us lyrics

Nine times fined
Never mind
Things can only improve
We are just stood here
Waiting for the next great wound

And we just can't wait to make more mistakes
And to fluff our breaks, and to stuff our faces with cake


All in all, imagine this :
Nobody loves us
Dab-hands at Trouble
With four days of stubble, we are
Never loosen the grip on our hand
Call us home
Kiss our cheeks
Nobody loves us
So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves


People think all we do
Is lie around and think of how
Rich we'd be if we didn't think
Life could improve


And we just can't wait to make more mistakes
And we just can't wait till the whole thing blows up in our face


Call us home
Kiss our cheeks
Nobody loves us
Dab-hands at Trouble
With four days of stubble, we are
So, never loosen the grip on our hand
Call us home
Make our tea
Nobody loves us
So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves


Call us home
Tuck us in
Nobody wants us
Dreamers and schemers
All pie-eyed, and bog-eyed, and cross-eyed
Oh, never loosen the grip on our hand
Whack us, then
Hug us hard
Nobody loves us
So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves


And we just can't stress, oh, how more the mess
And complete distress won't make much difference to us


Sing us our
Favourite song
Nobody loves us
Born-again athiests
Practising troublemakers
Make us our
Favourite jam
Nobody loves us
Useless and shiftless
And jobless
But we're all yours