Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 20, 2009 18:27:48 GMT 2
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Good God, where have all these idiots suddenly sprung from? I don't come in here for a few days and suddenly I'm starring in Night of the Living Braindead. It's almost baffling to even know where to start with this. So many morons, so little time..
Brainhead said it first, but come on Monk Groupie - accusing ME of not knowing anything about music and then calling... Christ, I can't even remember his name, the Bullied Kid, Suicidal Sid, whatever - "really good" is like the sort of comment that needs a "baroom boom tish" drum noise at the end. Come on, man - don't make it too easy for me.
Oh, and Ryan - your comment made me kinda scratch my head. So if you write a BLOG that means you can be taken seriously? Hate to break it to you, but anyone can write a blog, you don't need a degree or anything. Hell, just check out some of the dullards that write THOSE things, there's more intelligence at the bottom of a lake. And guess what? People who have Youtube videos aren't real TV stars either. Happy to help. Oh, and as for not "educating" anyone - when you people finally rise above apes you may actually find you agree with me. It'll happen, give or take, you know, evolution.
T.Z - no, I wasn't bullied, and maybe that's where I went wrong. Maybe I should go on a reality show with my bottom lip stuck out and give the following sob story; "I'm simply going to HAVE to take drugs if I don't get a record deal because, sniff, I live on a council estate and there's bad boys there and they kick footballs against the walls even though there's signs telling them not to and, sniff blub sob, they call me names at school. Please give me a million pounds."
Kerching. The sound of a million morons digging into their pockets.
Maria - wow, really? You've noticed I only write about the bad stuff? What gave it away? Was it that I said as much in my profile? Was it that I mention the fact in about 1 in 5 reviews? Was it that all of my reviews give 1 star? Way to go, genius. Screw Robert Downey Jr - we have our Sherlock Holmes right here. Coming next week - Maria notices that holding her hand over naked flames can smart a little.
And Island Girl - "I take mean-spirited to its highest level?" Oh, well, shucks, now you're making me blush. I do try. And I became this way through fate. I was once like you, a pitiful, "aww, he's nice, he has a nice voice. That makes him a pop superstar" kind of person.. you know, a retard, I think that's what you'd call it, and I was bitten by a radioactive, bad tempered spider. It changed my life forever.
And no, bullying may not be cool, but going on a TV show and blubbing about being bullied - in the hope of getting a record deal - is far less cool.
I think that should do it this round. To the people I left out, well... you'll probably be used to that sort of thing by now.
Good God, where have all these idiots suddenly sprung from? I don't come in here for a few days and suddenly I'm starring in Night of the Living Braindead. It's almost baffling to even know where to start with this. So many morons, so little time..
Brainhead said it first, but come on Monk Groupie - accusing ME of not knowing anything about music and then calling... Christ, I can't even remember his name, the Bullied Kid, Suicidal Sid, whatever - "really good" is like the sort of comment that needs a "baroom boom tish" drum noise at the end. Come on, man - don't make it too easy for me.
Oh, and Ryan - your comment made me kinda scratch my head. So if you write a BLOG that means you can be taken seriously? Hate to break it to you, but anyone can write a blog, you don't need a degree or anything. Hell, just check out some of the dullards that write THOSE things, there's more intelligence at the bottom of a lake. And guess what? People who have Youtube videos aren't real TV stars either. Happy to help. Oh, and as for not "educating" anyone - when you people finally rise above apes you may actually find you agree with me. It'll happen, give or take, you know, evolution.
T.Z - no, I wasn't bullied, and maybe that's where I went wrong. Maybe I should go on a reality show with my bottom lip stuck out and give the following sob story; "I'm simply going to HAVE to take drugs if I don't get a record deal because, sniff, I live on a council estate and there's bad boys there and they kick footballs against the walls even though there's signs telling them not to and, sniff blub sob, they call me names at school. Please give me a million pounds."
Kerching. The sound of a million morons digging into their pockets.
Maria - wow, really? You've noticed I only write about the bad stuff? What gave it away? Was it that I said as much in my profile? Was it that I mention the fact in about 1 in 5 reviews? Was it that all of my reviews give 1 star? Way to go, genius. Screw Robert Downey Jr - we have our Sherlock Holmes right here. Coming next week - Maria notices that holding her hand over naked flames can smart a little.
And Island Girl - "I take mean-spirited to its highest level?" Oh, well, shucks, now you're making me blush. I do try. And I became this way through fate. I was once like you, a pitiful, "aww, he's nice, he has a nice voice. That makes him a pop superstar" kind of person.. you know, a retard, I think that's what you'd call it, and I was bitten by a radioactive, bad tempered spider. It changed my life forever.
And no, bullying may not be cool, but going on a TV show and blubbing about being bullied - in the hope of getting a record deal - is far less cool.
I think that should do it this round. To the people I left out, well... you'll probably be used to that sort of thing by now.
